BIG BANG THEORY

bobalotrock: flublub: petcanadian: trying to find a dress when you don't have boobs is the worst...

bobalotrock:

flublub:

petcanadian:

trying to find a dress when you don't have boobs is the worst thing ever

trying to find a dress when you have too much boobs is the worst thing ever

trying to find a dress when you don't have boobs and have broad shoulders and a penis is not so great either

moriarty: ianwanda: I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they'd have to do...

moriarty:

ianwanda:

I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they'd have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I'm gonna go see why it isn't working

touch my wifi you asshole and i wont be the one whos getting murdered tonight

tsukumosbloomers: allons-ydraco: smokeporch: and the saddest...

tsukumosbloomers:

allons-ydraco:

smokeporch:

and the saddest part is that i waited

NO GET OUT

THIS MADE ME SO ANGRY

but keeping is doting: gothqueenofsadness: bboy-dauntless: jensenlocked: tardisol:...

but keeping is doting: gothqueenofsadness: bboy-dauntless: jensenlocked: tardisol:...:

gydastan:

gothqueenofsadness:

bboy-dauntless:

jensenlocked:

tardisol:

i-amwho-i-am:

what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it's a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end?

what if you read it up to where you are now and then you realize that there's only like three pages left when you get there

but why is the guy wearing a hoodie

Tumblr user jensenlocked asks the real questions

Because the guy in the hoodie is you in the future

well id like to get to the part of the book where im a guy

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buzzfeedanimals: Is there anything sweeter than a dog with a...

buzzfeedanimals:

Is there anything sweeter than a dog with a mustache?

Probably not.

handchuffed: #Finnick Odair is that like that one character in...

handchuffed:

#Finnick Odair is that like that one character in every anime who always appears with sparkles round his face #and who flirts with all the blushing girls and makes them go 'eeehhhhh!' #and you think he's just a sexy comic relief character #until suddenly one episode it's like BAM BACKSTORY #and it turns out he was forced to murder for entertainment #and his family was killed horribly #and he can never be with the woman he loves #and he's being forced to have sex with half the Capitol #and that's why he acts all provocative all the time #and suddenly the sparkles are gone and you stare at this character with tears streaming down your face #and you whisper 'Finnick-sama' as the wind tosses the tendrils of your hair.

e-zekiel: Adam Young is my favourite celebrity because I think...

e-zekiel:

Adam Young is my favourite celebrity because I think he forgets he's a celebrity.

laugh-addict:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

greentea-morphine: coyotemutt: malefurporn: homopower: Foreve...

greentea-morphine:

coyotemutt:

malefurporn:

homopower:

Forever Reblog.

Not porn but had to reblog

Awesome Gif set

ALWAYS reblog.

howlcity: why do small children find the need to scream like they're being brutally murdered

howlcity:

why do small children find the need to scream like they're being brutally murdered

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adrians1: adrians1: a friend came round to help me revise and...

adrians1:

adrians1:

a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to log out of her facebook on my laptop so I've spent the last 20 minutes devoting her facebook to trains.

I've also got the middle name "ILikeTrains" pending and have joined 50 "I love trains" groups.

UPDATE: 

TODAY BETH RECEIVED THIS LETTER FROM A TRAINSPOTTING ORGANISATION. THIS FRAPE IS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL THING I'VE DONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

iremcifci: funny | Tumblr auf We Heart It....

iremcifci:

funny | Tumblr auf We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/62498726/via/nuuudeee

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bemusedlybespectacled: ALWAYS REBLOG KAT DENNINGS SLAMMING SLUT...

bemusedlybespectacled:

ALWAYS REBLOG KAT DENNINGS SLAMMING SLUT SHAMING

talirosed: magical-history-genius: michelleisnotonfire: theonewhowrites: loki-dokey: postordiea:...

talirosed:

magical-history-genius:

michelleisnotonfire:

theonewhowrites:

loki-dokey:

postordiea:

bendydicks:

You know how you get those posts with Americans and Brits bickering over freedom and tea and scones and spelling.
And the rest of us who aren't from either country are just looking on like
oh just kiss already

WE. ARE. NOT. YOUR. OTP

GOD WE HAVE SHIPPERS

Bramerica.

#LIBERTEA

LIBERTEA

NO.

kennedyclintonkat: neverknewandneverwill: jugenmujugenmugokuume...

kennedyclintonkat:

neverknewandneverwill:

jugenmujugenmugokuumechousuke:

a

j-moriarty:

liquid-thought:

When a man dressed as Satan speaks more accurately about God than your pastor, you know something is wrong.

No. Seriously. Satan. Come Preach it.

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